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Ferdinando Reproductions - Comprehensive range of fine solid Oak reproduction furniture manufactured by a small family business who have three generations of knowledge and experience in making oak furniture.
The Cooler Company - Bottled and plumbed water coolers. Product range, delivery areas and price list.
Raunds Tigers FC - Youth football club. Team information, news and directions.
Raunds Community Music Festival - Describes this annual event with programme, artists and ticket information.
Bowerock - Offers insurance and financial services. Profile, services and product range.
Taj Arts - Body piercing, gold and siver jewellery. Shows its product range with FAQ and shopping cart.
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A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. -- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting married All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. - G. B. Burgin People only see what they are prepared to see. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Raunds "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene Raunds University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright The average person thinks he isn't. - Father Larry Lorenzoni While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... -- Anonymous Raunds "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -- David Bissonette You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. -- Henny Youngman Raunds "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded. -- Virginia Woolf Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. -- Edgar Allan Poe Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, Raunds Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable. -- Francis Bacon Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Raunds Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost. -- Anon When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. -- Henny Youngman My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development. -- Russell Baker Raunds The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain. -- Lord Byron Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. -- Euripides "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Raunds Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art. -- Tom Stoppard People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election. -- Otto von Bismarck "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. -- Isadora Duncan I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand... -- Peter Oakley Raunds If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? -- Albert Einstein If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. -- Johnny Carson The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Raunds Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the child. -- Anne Sullivan "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. -- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens Raunds Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian. -- H. L. Mencken A small family is soon provided for. -- English Proverb "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Raunds Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. -- Herbert Hoover "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." 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