Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Recreation and Sports A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Recreation and Sports
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Recreation and Sports "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Recreation and Sports Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Recreation and Sports
Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Recreation and Sports Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Recreation and Sports
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Recreation and Sports Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Recreation and Sports
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Recreation and Sports
Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Recreation and Sports Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Recreation and Sports
"The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Recreation and Sports
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Recreation and Sports In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Recreation and Sports
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Recreation and Sports
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Recreation and Sports
