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-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
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-- Groucho Marx Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Staverton
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Staverton We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Staverton
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
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-- Stephen Leacock "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
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-- Aldous Huxley "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Staverton
Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
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-- Henry David Thoreau I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Staverton Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
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-- Charles Caleb Colton "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Staverton
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
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-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Staverton "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Staverton
All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Assassins!
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-- Helen Rowland A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
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-- Wilson Mizner Staverton
Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
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-- Nikki Giovanni "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
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Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
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-- George Bernard Shaw It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
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He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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-- Jean Cocteau A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
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There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
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-- Giraudoux A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
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"Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
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To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
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