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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Wollaston This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Wollaston
If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Wollaston Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Wollaston
I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Wollaston If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Wollaston
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Wollaston "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Wollaston
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Wollaston "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Wollaston
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Wollaston Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Wollaston
If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Wollaston There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Wollaston
Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Wollaston Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Wollaston
"How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Wollaston "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Wollaston
"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Wollaston He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Wollaston
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Wollaston Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Wollaston
