The Garden Guide - Seaton Delaval Hall - Opening times and directions for this 1947 garden in Seaton Sluice with a topiary parterre, pond and fountain by James Russell.
Seaton Delaval Village - Local history of Seaton Delaval dating back to William the Conquerer in 1066 to the present day, with text and photographs.
The Church of Our Lady - Historic Norman Church. Virtual tour, lots of photographs and details of Friends organisation.
The Valley Players - Local dramatic society that stages three productions per year, ranging from comedy and farce to drama. Information on membership, rehearsals and previous shows.
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Seaton Delaval We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Seaton Delaval
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Seaton Delaval Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Seaton Delaval
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Seaton Delaval "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Seaton Delaval
"The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Seaton Delaval Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Seaton Delaval
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Seaton Delaval Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Seaton Delaval
Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Seaton Delaval Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Seaton Delaval
I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Seaton Delaval "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Seaton Delaval
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Seaton Delaval Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Seaton Delaval
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Seaton Delaval Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Seaton Delaval
"People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Seaton Delaval Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Seaton Delaval
Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Seaton Delaval Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Seaton Delaval
