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Stocksfield Cricket Club - The official site with club history, honours list, social events, match reports, and averages.

Stocksfield Baptist Church - Includes service times, church profile, covenant document, leaders, pastors page, contact details, directions, activities, guestbook, mission link to Kenya, Alpha course, and links.

Top Notch Handmade Furniture - Alistair Lemon is a quality joiner and furniture make who uses traditional methods to produce furniture to order, often with a contemporary style. Includes examples of work.

Nexus Design - Phil Bowyer produces intricately designed celtic ceramics. He draws inspiration from a variety of celtic sources, including the Lindisfarne Gospels.

Farm Shop Northumberland - North Acomb Farm Shop - Livery Northumberland - Aberdeen Angus Beef - Farm Shop and Livery in Northumberland Certified Aberdeen Angus Beef finest meat and freshest dairy products imaginable

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. -- Seen on a bumper sticker All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. -- Anonymous "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Live out of your imagination, not your history. -- Stephen Covey A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with ano Stocksfield Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. -- Josh Billings Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. -- Anonymous The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Stocksfield Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. -- John Von Neuman Maybe this world is another planet's hell. -- Aldous Huxley Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor. -- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest. -- Ghandi Stocksfield "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted. -- Anonymous Stocksfield "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position. -- John Hogan, Commonwealth Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art. -- Tom Stoppard Stocksfield Criticism is prejudice made plausible. - Henry Louis Mencken Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. -- Margaret Mead We do not remember days; we remember moments. -- Anonymous Stocksfield We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report. -- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. -- Albert Einstein When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Stocksfield Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. -- Michel de Montaigne "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -- Gloria Steinem Stocksfield The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. -- G. K. Chesterton The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. -- Robert G. Ingersoll What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? -- Woody Allen Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Stocksfield "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) The only reward of virtue is virtue. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. -- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Stocksfield I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. -- George Bus Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature. -- Samuel Butler A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. -- John Ciardi Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things! -- Tom Lehrer The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Stocksfield For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. -- Robert Briffault The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. -- Mark Twain Stocksfield Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother. -- Friedrich Nietzsche What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail? -- Robert Schuller The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. -- George Bernard Shaw Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. -- Thomas Dewar Stocksfield They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them. -- Anonymous We haven't the money, so we've got to think. -- Lord Rutherford "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Stocksfield Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the child. -- Anne Sullivan The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. -- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. -- Anonymous Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can. -- Danny Kaye Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity. -- Edward H. Land Stocksfield All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer How could they tell? -- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Stocksfield A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. -- James Lowell I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. -- Bette Davis "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free. -- Indigo Girls, song lyric Stocksfield "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason Stocksfield Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things: and in that Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you r There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice. -- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Stocksfield "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality. -- Ralph Marston To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. -- Arthur Schopenhauer Stocksfield If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed -- Kate Halverson "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. -- Josh Billings "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. -- Anon. Stocksfield There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency. -- W. Somerset Maugham Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame. -- G. K. Chesterton Stocksfield
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