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Calverton Miners Welfare Football Club - Information about each squad, photo gallery, committee members, news and events.

Calverton Youth Theatre - An amateur youth theatre group for children aged 6-16, based in Calverton. Information and photographs for past and future productions and details for joining and contacting the group.

St Anthony's Church - Mass times, parish history, activities, and contact information.

Calverton Cricket Club - News, history, officials, team, fixtures, results, guestbook and fantasy cricket competition information.

Springwater Golf Club - Club profile, membership information and costs, restaurant menus and details of conference facilities.

Calverton Weather Station - Offer local weather statistics by day/month for rainfall, air pressure, temperature and cloud cover.

Richard J Maile Photography - Offers commercial and wedding photography. Service details, testimonials and sample photographs.

Barton Buses: Calverton Connection - Timetables for Calverton to Nottingham bus service.

Jon Walker Timber Products - Produce fencing, adventure playground components, sheds and garden furniture. Product details and enquiry form.

Colonel Frank Seely School: History Department - Coursework, department and staff information, visits programme and contact details.

Calverton Parish Council - List of counsellors, meeting agendas and minutes, financial accounts, facilities available and associated charges, parish history and contact information.

Calverton Theatre Group - Organisation profile, details of past and future productions, forums and contact form.

Calverton Village - Portal site featuring historic and contemporary local information, photographs, links and a messageboard.

Calverton Swimming Club - News, history, training times, event diary and club records.

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Mencken Calverton Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them. -- Adlai Stevenson Never moon a werewolf. -- Mike Binder Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other. -- W. Somerset Maugham Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. -- Hermione Gingold I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner Calverton "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Calverton You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. -- Tom Robbins I am become death, shatterer of worlds. -- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. -- Irwin Corey Calverton If a man does his best, what else is there? - General George S. Patton Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin... -- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Calverton Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- George Clemenceau Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. -- Mark Twain "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) A dollar saved is a quarter earned. -- John Ciardi The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins. -- Heywood Brown Calverton A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. -- Robert Frost "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Calverton When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. -- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. -- Virginia Woolf Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. -- Anonymous A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats. -- Anonymous Calverton The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their powers as a State depend. -- Benjamin Disraeli We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart. -- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness. -- Erica Jong Calverton I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -- Sam Kinison "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. -- Cynthia H I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces. -- Mark Twain "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Calverton The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved. -- Mother Teresa Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. -- Anthony Burgess Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. -- Judith Viorst Calverton Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. -- Thornton Wilder Guide to understanding a net.addict's day: Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet. Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet. Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Calverton We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. -- Wehrner von Braun Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life. -- Oscar Wilde Calverton Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress. -- Gandhi You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Calverton Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. -- John Stuart Mill There is more to life than increasing its speed. -- Gandhi "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Calverton There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderson You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality. -- Hermann Weyl "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Calverton A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. -- Joseph Addison Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness. -- M. Hirschfield Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- Anonymous Calverton "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Never moon a werewolf. -- Mike Binder As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. -- Abraham Lincoln "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Where there is love there is life. -- Gandhi Calverton blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Everything has been figured out, except how to live. - Jean-Paul Sartre The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. -- B. F. Skinner Calverton When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. -- Marcel Achard Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive. -- G. K. Chesterton I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. -- Albert Einstein blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Calverton Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. - Henry Ford "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Calverton
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