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I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Chilwell Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Chilwell
No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Chilwell Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Chilwell
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Chilwell Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Chilwell
"Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Chilwell A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Chilwell
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Chilwell He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Chilwell
"It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Chilwell The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Chilwell
Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Chilwell blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Chilwell
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Chilwell Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Chilwell
Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Chilwell If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Chilwell
"The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Chilwell Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Chilwell
"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Chilwell Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Chilwell
