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Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Eastwood The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Eastwood
Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Eastwood Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Eastwood
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Eastwood Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Eastwood
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Eastwood "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Eastwood
"We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Eastwood "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Eastwood
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Eastwood "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Eastwood
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Eastwood "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Eastwood
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Eastwood There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Eastwood
"Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Eastwood Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Eastwood
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Eastwood In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Eastwood
Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Eastwood It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Eastwood
