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Nottinghamshire Chamber of Commerce and Industry - Business information, training opportunities, member benefits, joining the chamber and contact details.
Newark and Sherwood District Council - Nottinghamshire regional council
Ashfield District Council - Council Services and information on events in the reigion organised through the Council. Historical information and listings of places to visit.
Oultwood: Nottinghamshire - Directory of local government council web site links using clickable maps and lists.
Rushcliffe Borough Council - Services, leisure and tourism, news, contact details and search function.
Broxtowe Borough Council - Information on the services provided by the council plus local history and economic development in this part of Nottinghamshire.
Bassetlaw District Council - Local area information, council tax, planning, tourism and the environment.
Gedling Borough Council - Gedling covers the North and Northeast areas of Nottingham, including Arnold, Mapperley, Carlton, Gedling, Netherfield and nearby rural villages. Services, area map, council plans and contact details.
Connexions Nottinghamshire - Information on education, careers, health, and life skills.
Nottinghamshire County Council - Information on local services, latest news, job vacancies, tourism and Robin Hood
Nottinghamshire Police - Local crime news, job opportunities, statistics, crime prevention, details of services provided and contact details.
Greater Nottingham Business Alliance - Agency for economic development and regeneration in the area.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. -- Charles Schultz Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.' -- Bierce, A The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes. -- Cybi Government The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. -- T. S. Eliot I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick (II) the Great Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have people all Government "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like a black mistake. -- D. H. Lawrence Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company. -- Charles Evans Hughes Government If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. -- Albert Einstein Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. -- George Bernard Shaw blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Government "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Remember your dreams. -- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be cr "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas Government Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love. -- French saying In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose shoulders we stand. -- Gerald Holton Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976. -- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Government If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. -- Anonymous Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. -- Samuel Johnson Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. -- Joseph Addison "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life. -- Government You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you will "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. -- Carol Leifer Government None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it. -- Herman Melville Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely. -- Bette-Jane Raphael "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention. -- Anonymous Government The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. -- Alvin Toffler The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of them, it's considered to be your style. -- Fred Astaire Government Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings. -- Anonymous Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. -- Niels Bohr Every calling is great when greatly pursued. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Government I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle. -- Molly Ivins The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce intelligence. -- Philo Vance The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Government The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. -- Abraham Lincoln Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter. -- N. D. Stice The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. -- Brendon Behan If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. -- Eleanor Roosevelt We can do no great things; only small things with great love. -- Mother Teresa Government All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. -- Aristotle "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny is but th Government "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." -- Anonymous "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Government "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. -- Carol Leifer "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Government "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!" -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Marriage is a rest period between romances. Government Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. -- Anonymous Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Government The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - General George Patton Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. -- Lord Byron Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence. -- Essie Summers The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. -- Thomas Jefferson The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. -- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Government Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an inquest. -- H. L. Mencken I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. -- Dorothy Parker Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. -- Lily Tomlin Government Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) D "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Government There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you. -- Peter De Vries Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title. -- Virginia Woolf "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Government
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