Nottinghamshire Save A Life - Providers of HSE-approved first aid training. Includes course information and details of dates.
Queen's Medical Centre - The first purpose-built teaching hospital in the UK. Information for patients and visitors. Medical information, services, facilities and job vacancies.
Goodpressure - Therapeutic massage. Information and contact details.
Duffy Optometrists - Comprehensive information on this subject. Locations and contact.
healthcare media online - Publish a range of literature covering many health districts. [Based in Nottingham]
A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Health And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Health
Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Health I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Health
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Health My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Health
"Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Health Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Health
"Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Health A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Health
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Health When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Health
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Health I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Health
"The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Health Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Health
"The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Health When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Health
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Health [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Health
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Health In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Health
