I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Newark-on-Trent Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Newark-on-Trent
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Newark-on-Trent I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Newark-on-Trent
"The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Newark-on-Trent Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Newark-on-Trent
I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Newark-on-Trent Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Newark-on-Trent
"Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Newark-on-Trent If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Newark-on-Trent
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Newark-on-Trent The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Newark-on-Trent
"When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Newark-on-Trent There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Newark-on-Trent
I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Newark-on-Trent I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Newark-on-Trent
What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Newark-on-Trent Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Newark-on-Trent
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Newark-on-Trent Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Newark-on-Trent
"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Newark-on-Trent The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Newark-on-Trent
