Papplewick Parish Council - Map, community groups, church service times, photographs of the area. Also details of council staff, current projects and meeting times.
Papplewick Stud - Breeds and shows Welsh Section A ponies. Photographs and statistics of current ponies and a guestbook.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Papplewick The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Papplewick
Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Papplewick "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Papplewick
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Papplewick I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Papplewick
Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Papplewick I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Papplewick
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Papplewick It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Papplewick
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Papplewick To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Papplewick
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Papplewick The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Papplewick
"If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Papplewick Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Papplewick
"To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Papplewick Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Papplewick
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Papplewick The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Papplewick
"By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Papplewick Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Papplewick
