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-- Robert Benchley Southwell Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
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-- Epicurus Southwell No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
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The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
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When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
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-- Malcolm Forbes Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
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If you are going through hell, keep going.
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