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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Stapleford Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Stapleford If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Stapleford
Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Stapleford "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Stapleford
blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Stapleford "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Stapleford
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Stapleford In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Stapleford
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Stapleford Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Stapleford
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Stapleford There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Stapleford
"When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Stapleford Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Stapleford
"College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Stapleford "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Stapleford
There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Stapleford The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Stapleford
Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Stapleford The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Stapleford
