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Visitors Guide to Nottinghamshire - Includes a history of the region, local attractions, guide to local slang and a photograph gallery
White Post Modern Farm - Working farm in Farnsfield. Includes a virtual tour and sections on school trips, tariffs, contact details and a guestbook.
Nottinghamshire Tourism - County Council guide to this county, includes information on tourist accommodation, attractions, events and leisure.
Tourism in Robin Hood country - Nottinghamshire County Council's Robin Hood website. Robin Hood the legend, historic Sherwood, places to stay, and things to do.
Center Parcs: Sherwood Forest - Contact information and details of facilities with photographs.
D and M Travel - Offer flights, holidays, accommodation, car rental and other travel requirements.
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Gordon Liddy) Travel and Tourism The love we give away is the only love we keep. -- Elbert Hubbard Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. -- Albert Camus blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Travel and Tourism Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable. -- Beaumont, Francis Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. -- G. M. Trevelyan Travel and Tourism I shall return. -- General Douglas MacArthur "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted. -- Anonymous "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. -- Lana Turner Travel and Tourism If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. -- Anonymous "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. -- Samuel Butler Travel and Tourism Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence. -- Essie Summers May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Mistakes are the portals of discovery. -- James Joyce Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -- Jules Combarieu He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen Travel and Tourism Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. -- Alphonse Allais Travel and Tourism Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Allen "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home. -- Betty Bender The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. -- Henry David Thoreau Travel and Tourism Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it. -- Nick Mirov Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.... -- Carl Zwanzig If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson Travel and Tourism I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - Henry Louis Mencken Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's reall "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Travel and Tourism Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. -- Epicurus In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly. -- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly. -- Simeon Strunsky Travel and Tourism Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. -- George Washington "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Travel and Tourism Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do. --Don Galer Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- Miriam Robbins "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. -- Isaac Newton What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. -- Dave Barry Travel and Tourism The more I know about people, the better I like my dog. -- Mark Twain "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Travel and Tourism Call on God, but row away from the rocks. -- Indian proverb He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior. -- Confucius Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. -- Oscar Wilde "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Travel and Tourism You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability. -- Oscar Wilde No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded. -- Yogi Berra Travel and Tourism Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -- Oscar Wilde "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it. -- G. K. Chesterton We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes. -- Cybi The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. -- W. Somerset Maugham Travel and Tourism Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Travel and Tourism "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar Gracian I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. -- Woody Allen I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Travel and Tourism I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill People only see what they are prepared to see. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. -- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
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