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I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Warsop "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Warsop
Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Warsop Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Warsop
Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Warsop For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Warsop
History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Warsop We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Warsop
To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Warsop Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Warsop
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Warsop My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Warsop
blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Warsop blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Warsop
Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Warsop "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Warsop
"Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Warsop The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Warsop
A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Warsop The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Warsop
"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Warsop "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Warsop
