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-- Samuel Butler As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Computers and Internet To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Computers and Internet
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Computers and Internet When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Computers and Internet
True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Computers and Internet "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Computers and Internet
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Computers and Internet Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Computers and Internet
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Computers and Internet Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Computers and Internet
Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Computers and Internet Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Computers and Internet
"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
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-- Frank W. Woolworth Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Computers and Internet I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet
"There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Computers and Internet "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Computers and Internet
"An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Computers and Internet "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Computers and Internet
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Computers and Internet It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Computers and Internet
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Computers and Internet Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Computers and Internet
