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Banbury Cross - Includes local pictures, message board and links page.
Banbury On-Line - Run by the Banbury Guardian newspaper. Includes news, sport, information and classifieds.
Banbury Town Guide - Includes accommodation and what's on guides.
Banbury-Cross Website - Includes local information, classified advertisements, jobs, entertainments, photo gallery, property and local villages.
Hornton Online - Web site for the Village of Hornton. Includes maps, photos, parish council information, schools, churches, sports and other social activities and organisations.
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. -- Henry Ford Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for your face. -- Anita Wise "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards. -- Anatole France To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. -- Latin Proverb Guides and Directories If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Chekhov May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. The only reward of virtue is virtue. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Guides and Directories The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. -- W. Somerset Maugham Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin. -- Grace Hansen Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted to Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. -- Samuel Johnson The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever. -- Virginia Woolf Guides and Directories You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories. -- Stanislaw J. Lem The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church. -- G. K. Chesterton Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. -- Philip K. Dick Guides and Directories "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities. -- Thomas Jefferson Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. -- Henry Ford Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Guides and Directories The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean Kerr The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant. -- Salvador Dali Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of them become real as you can. -- Frank W. Woolworth Guides and Directories "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. -- John Heywood The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. -- Tom Clancy I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg Guides and Directories The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like a black mistake. -- D. H. Lawrence Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. -- Unknown author, Levitating T Guides and Directories When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery. -- Victor Hugo Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third Wo "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Guides and Directories Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -- George Carlin Tear open packet, unfold and use. -- Directions on moist towelette package "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Guides and Directories Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used. -- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - General George Patton "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Guides and Directories "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Guides and Directories I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different. -- Tony Bennett, 1995 I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and "cheap"? -- Phyllis Diller It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people. -- Gore Vidal "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Guides and Directories Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares, assess randomi Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. -- Robert Orben Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Guides and Directories The time is always right to do what is right. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig. -- Anon. When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox. -- Woody Allen Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. -- Bob Perelman Guides and Directories Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. -- Cecilia Egan "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget. -- Adela Rogers St. John Guides and Directories Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. -- William Temple A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. -- Walter Winchell Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another hanging on to his coattails. -- H. L. Mencken Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim. -- George Santayana Guides and Directories "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued. -- Helen Rowland Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great. -- Anonymous Guides and Directories The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. -- George Bernard Shaw Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. -- H. L. Mencken The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. -- Anton Chekhov If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. -- George Bernard Shaw Guides and Directories "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) You can observe a lot by watching. -- Yogi Berra Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. -- Lord Byron Guides and Directories Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay. -- Bill Stern "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. -- Henry Ford Guides and Directories "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Guides and Directories
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