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Recreation and Sports Links

Banbury Golf Centre - 27 hole golf course. Includes course map, fees, score card, society charges and contact information.
Banbury & District Numismatic Society - Organisation for local coin-collectors. Includes meeting location and dates, membership fees and contact information.
Banbury Lawn Tennis Club - Includes news, fixtures, photos, results and discussion forum.
Banbury Sailing Club - Club for racers and family sailors alike. Includes fleet details, membership information, boats for sale, available training, location information, offshore group, meeting times, and picture gallery.
Banbury and District Fencing Club - Includes information on schedule, location, an introduction to the sport, equipment required, FAQ, safety policy, committee, club constitution and an introduction to the types of weapons used.
Banbury Rugby Union Football Club - Includes results, fixtures, history and events.
Club Fitness 2000 - A gym and fitness center. Includes overview of the facilities, instructor profiles, costs and location information.
Everything that can be invented has been invented. - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. -- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. -- Oscar W Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. -- Jim Beggs Recreation and Sports Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. -- Buddha "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. -- Lenny Bruce Recreation and Sports Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do. -- Oscar Wilde It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I didn' "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that. -- Shakespeare, William Recreation and Sports A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. -- Friedrich Nietzsche Live out of your imagination, not your history. -- Stephen Covey He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a well remembered door. -- Heywood Brown Recreation and Sports The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. -- Dorothy Parker "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint. -- Robert Browning "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Recreation and Sports Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. -- Robert Frost "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards. -- Anatole France Recreation and Sports Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toil "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant day into your answers. -- Rainer Maria Rilke Recreation and Sports "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise -- William Blake Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher Von Braun Recreation and Sports Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. -- Samuel Johnson My good intentions are completely lethal. -- Margaret Atwood "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. -- Winston Churchill Recreation and Sports Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise. -- Samuel Johnson A poem is never finished, only abandoned. -- Paul Valery blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. -- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. -- Benjamin Franklin Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and grie Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. -- Colin Greene Marriage is a rest period between romances. Recreation and Sports I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. -- Honore de Balzac "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Recreation and Sports "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them. -- Sydney Smith "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Recreation and Sports "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. -- Albert Camus "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Recreation and Sports The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -- Albert Einstein I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand... -- Peter Oakley "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it. -- Marcus Aurelius Recreation and Sports The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind. -- John Allston And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide. -- Chris Hubbock, who sh Recreation and Sports Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it. -- Anon. And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be. -- Grandma Moses I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. -- Wilson Mizner "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Recreation and Sports There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing worth killing for. -- Tom Robbins "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright Recreation and Sports "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. -- Russell Baker Recreation and Sports Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares, assess randomi Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not as Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Recreation and Sports I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. -- Mae West A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. -- George Santayana "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. -- Agnes Repplier Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - Henry Louis Mencken Recreation and Sports No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded. -- Yogi Berra blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish. -- Ovid Recreation and Sports
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