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Ambrosden Online - Directory and news from the village in the Ray Valley. Include news, features, hidtory, parish information, events and classifieds.
Wendlebury Village - Site for village near Bicester, includes events and mailing list.
Bicester Millennium Cycling Club - Details and discussions of upcoming events covering Bicester and the surrounding areas of Oxfordshire as well as neighbouring Buckinghamshire and Northamptonshire.
Bignell Park Hotel, Chesterton - Details of hotel, weddings, conferences. Location map, prices, reservation form.
Bicester Blue Fins - Contains fees, squad structure, rankings, PBs, records, news, results, diary of events and club shop; also has sections for triathletes and masters. Teaches swimming and develops competitive swimmers.
HIAH - Help is at Hand - Offers counselling and therapy services for the region. Profile and qualifications with list of problems tackled.
Bicester.net - A directory for the town. Includes businesses, accomoodation, food and drink, entertainment, events, classified ads, town history and maps.
"The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -- Thomas Edison Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite without any wish to act. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Bicester The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Children are a poor man's riches. -- English proverb There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Bicester I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. -- Ed Bluestone Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. -- Unknown author, Levitating T "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? -- Robert Francis Kennedy Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth. -- Peter Ustinov Bicester The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper. -- Smith & Jones Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. -- Carol Burnett Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. -- Joseph Addison Bicester Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. -- Mark Twain An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. -- Margaret Atwood Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. -- Oscar Wilde The love we give away is the only love we keep. -- Elbert Hubbard Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things: and in that Bicester "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive. -- Ayn Rand "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Bicester It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco Does anal retentive have a hyphen? -- Seen on a t-shirt In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time. -- Edward P. Tryon "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Bicester A person starts to live when he can live outside himself. -- Albert Einstein If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Bicester The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not as Bicester Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. -- Michel de Montaigne Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. -- Virginia Woolf Bicester A problem is a chance for you to do your best. -- Buke Ellington Every child is born a genius. -- R. Buckminster Fuller A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. -- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Bicester Do or do not. There is no try. -- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. -- Edgar Watson Howe Bicester The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant. -- Salvador Dali "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time. -- Edward P. Tryon "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -- ee cummings Bicester It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off! -- Douglas Jerold, 1858 A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics. -- Maria Edgeworth Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen Bicester "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- Anonymous "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass. -- Jane Bryant Quinn English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Bicester "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. -- Benjamin Franklin Bicester Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about. -- Hen I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Bicester We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. -- Seneca Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Bicester I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability. -- Oscar Wilde "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. -- Wilfred Sheed The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without the sympathy of the community. -- William James Bicester The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. -- Andy Warhol "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Bicester Grow old with me! The best is yet to be! -- Robert Browning When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. -- Helen Keller Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30." -- Anonymous Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. -- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Bicester Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart. -- Henry Wadsworth Lo I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "It might have been!" -- John Greenleaf Whittier Bicester
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