Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
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-- Philip K. Dick Manufacturing The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
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Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Manufacturing Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
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The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Manufacturing Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
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-- Thornton Wilder Manufacturing
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Manufacturing Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
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-- Arthur Godfrey Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Manufacturing
The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
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-- Brendon Behan Manufacturing
"Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Manufacturing Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Manufacturing
"In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
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future crimes.
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"If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Manufacturing "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Manufacturing
"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Manufacturing Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Manufacturing
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
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simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Manufacturing Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
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-- W. Somerset Maugham I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Manufacturing
"Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
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-- Albert Einstein, attributed Manufacturing Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Such is life.
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