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Cherwell District Council - Local services and information for people living and working in North Oxfordshire.
Cherwell M40 - Relocation and Inward Investment - Details on the business and economic potential for this area of North Oxfordshire. Its location has become characterised by the M40 which runs north-south through the area providing direct links to London, Birmingham and the national motorway networks.
North Oxfordshire - The Cherwell Valley - A guide to towns, villages, churches and tourist attractions.
Cherwell District Council? - One man's views on the treatment given to him and his family by this local authority. Discussion board and links.
blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. -- King George V "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Cherwell Valley "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few. -- George Bernard Shaw Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed Cherwell Valley A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- Miriam Robbins "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. -- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Cherwell Valley "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat. -- Michael McShane People only see what they are prepared to see. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Cherwell Valley "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? -- Robert Francis Kennedy Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? -- Rita Rudner Cherwell Valley "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. -- George Bernard Shaw To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. -- Latin Proverb Cherwell Valley "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. -- Henry David Thoreau If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly. -- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age. -- Jeanne Moreau Cherwell Valley Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. - Sir Winston Churchill When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now comple Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed Cherwell Valley "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it. -- Gandhi The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. -- T. S. Eliot Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. -- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Cherwell Valley A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. -- Lucille S. Harper Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. -- Semisonic, Closing Time Cherwell Valley You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude. -- Oscar Wilde There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's life Cherwell Valley Such is life. -- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's exciting to have a real crisis on your hands. -- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. -- Albert Einstein Cherwell Valley I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am. -- Samuel Johnson "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in. -- Anon. For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect. -- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Cherwell Valley He who limps is still walking. -- Stanislaw J. Lec "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Criticism is prejudice made plausible. - Henry Louis Mencken Cherwell Valley Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you." -- Erich Fromm Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. -- Oliver Herford "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name." -- Mike Binder The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon. -- Joseph Heller, God Knows Cherwell Valley The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Cherwell Valley Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME! -- Anonymous Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencken The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. -- Richard Braunstein A poem is never finished, only abandoned. -- Paul Valery "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Cherwell Valley The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. -- Robert G. Ingersoll We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul. -- Jean Cocteau Cherwell Valley If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others. -- Tryon Edwards Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind. -- James Graham We haven't the money, so we've got to think. -- Lord Rutherford Work is the curse of the drinking class. -- Oscar Wilde Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. -- Cecilia Egan Cherwell Valley I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third Wo Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from. -- Peter F. Drucker Cherwell Valley In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. -- Conway's Law Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life. -- Henry Ford If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen. -- Richard Rosen Cherwell Valley "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. -- Arnold Toynbee Cherwell Valley
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