"Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Travel and Tourism The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Travel and Tourism
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Travel and Tourism I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Travel and Tourism
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Travel and Tourism Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Travel and Tourism
If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Travel and Tourism Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Travel and Tourism
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Travel and Tourism
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-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Travel and Tourism The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Travel and Tourism
Marriage is a rest period between romances. Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Travel and Tourism
"All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Travel and Tourism
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Travel and Tourism In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Travel and Tourism
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Travel and Tourism There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Travel and Tourism
And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Travel and Tourism "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Travel and Tourism
