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Chipping Norton - Local information, attractions, places to stay, eat and drink and local business.
Arkleton Trust - Registered charity which aims to study new approaches to rural development and education, and to improve understanding between rural policy makers, academics, practitioners and rural people. Includes information about the trust and funds administered.
The Chipping Norton Chiropractic Clinic - Offers the McTimoney-Corley treatment for the whole body. Includes contact details, explanation of what is chiropractic, an FAQ and contact details.
Salford Trout Lakes - Two spring fed Lakes set in rural Cotswold countryside, stocked with rainbow and brown trout, offering dry fly and nymph angling. Includes photographs, and details of integral guest house accommodation.
Chippingnorton.net - Community pages with news, business, accommodation, dining and history.
Ex-Chipping Norton School - Page for former pupils, includes contacts, school photographs and news.
The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their powers as a State depend. -- Benjamin Disraeli "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man. -- Thomas Carlyle What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -- George Bernard Shaw Chipping Norton I am become death, shatterer of worlds. -- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Chipping Norton Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- George Clemenceau There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon. -- Giraudoux "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Man and wife make one fool. Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror. -- Byrd Baggett Chipping Norton Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. -- John F. Kennedy The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. -- Rita Mae Brown "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Chipping Norton Character is what you are in the dark. -- Dwight L. Moody The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring. -- Alphonse Karr Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. -- Helen Keller Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings Chipping Norton "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Chipping Norton However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea. -- Tom K. Ryan If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee. -- Anne Bradstreet Every child is born a genius. -- R. Buckminster Fuller The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. - Saint Augustine Chipping Norton Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. -- Salvador Dali The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. -- ROBERT FROST "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Chipping Norton While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge. -- Edward Chilton One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.... -- Robert Boynton A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. -- Marvin Kitman Chipping Norton "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I didn' Anything too stupid to be said, is sung. -- Voltaire Chipping Norton Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. -- Aldous Huxley "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Chipping Norton Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. -- John Von Neuman "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Chipping Norton Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. -- Lord Byron If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. -- Kingsley Amis The average person thinks he isn't. - Father Larry Lorenzoni "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. -- Sydney Smith Chipping Norton Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. -- Gail Godwin The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the west. -- Unknown history student Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it - Henry David Thoreau Chipping Norton Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ign I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it ha Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. -- King George V I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -- Anonymous Chipping Norton Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture. -- Bertrand Russell Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them. -- Orison Swett Marden Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. -- George E. Woodberry Chipping Norton "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -- Thomas Jones If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible. -- James McNeill Whistler Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. -- Hermione Gingold Chipping Norton Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Anything too stupid to be said, is sung. -- Voltaire I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Chipping Norton Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Study men, not historians. -- Harry Truman Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. -- Albert Einstein Chipping Norton Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree. -- Oscar Wilde "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Chipping Norton A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity. -- Albert Einstein Man and wife make one fool. When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. -- James Reston When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now comple Chipping Norton "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Chipping Norton
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