"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Travel and Tourism As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Travel and Tourism
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Travel and Tourism Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Travel and Tourism
Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Travel and Tourism Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Travel and Tourism There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Travel and Tourism
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Travel and Tourism "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Travel and Tourism
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Travel and Tourism Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Travel and Tourism
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Travel and Tourism "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Travel and Tourism
The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Travel and Tourism Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Travel and Tourism
"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Travel and Tourism Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Travel and Tourism
"Think off-center." (George Carlin) When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Travel and Tourism "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Travel and Tourism
