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"I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Deddington I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Deddington
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-- Brendan Hills Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Deddington If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Deddington
As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Deddington Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Deddington
If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Deddington The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Deddington
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Deddington Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Deddington
"To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Deddington Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Deddington
It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Deddington "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Deddington
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Deddington "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Deddington
Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Deddington "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Deddington
Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Deddington The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Deddington
"In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Deddington Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Deddington
