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Eynsham Carnival - A non-profit making 'All Year Round' community site designed to promote the event. Includes details on carnival events, news, location, and archives of previous events.
The Eynsham Society - An amenity group for the village affiliated to the Council for the Protection of Rural England. Campaigns on issues such as new developments and roads, preservation of old buildings, traffic problems, trees and footpaths. History of the village, village design statment, committee members and activities.
The Queens Head - Information and history of a village pub.
Bartholomew School - In 1968 the school became an 11 - 18 comprehensive school and while extending its success into the 16 - 18 age range also maintained very strong links with the primary schools in the area. A youth centre was built on the school site in 1986.
Eynsham Boys FC - Information, results, fixtures, player profiles, and links. Oxfordshire.
Eynsham Morris - Includes history, pictures, current programme and contact information.
Sansoms Saddlery - Also offers fitting and buys and sells used equipment. Profile, services and special offers.
Futons Direct - Retail and online sales of futon sofabeds and mattresses.
You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality. -- Hermann Weyl A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. -- Elbert Hubbard I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of them, it's considered to be your style. -- Fred Astaire Eynsham Thought is action in rehearsal. -- Sigmund Freud Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. -- John Steinbeck Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Eynsham "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin. -- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. -- David Letterman Eynsham Life is the flower for which love is the honey. -- Victor Hugo "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful. -- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Eynsham "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that th It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item. -- Anonymous Eynsham Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings. -- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Eynsham A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. What does not kill me makes me stronger. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Eynsham Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said. -- George Santayana Imagination is the highest kite one can fly. -- Lauren Bacall You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Eynsham Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper. -- Scottish Proverb Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare. -- Joan Collins See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? -- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars -- Les Brown Eynsham It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang. -- Tom Robbins The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. -- Mark Twain Eynsham "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. -- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste time Eynsham We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him. -- Shelley Winters "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Eynsham Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. -- Winston Churchill We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -- Agnes Repplier "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it. -- Anon. It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. -- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Eynsham In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. -- Adlai Stevenson There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." -- Jerry Seinfeld Eynsham "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. -- Bertrand Russell We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him. -- Shelley Winters A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee. -- Polish proverb "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Eynsham The cynics are right nine times out of ten. - Henry Louis Mencken A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics. -- Maria Edgeworth Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. -- Albert Einstein Eynsham "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) He who awaits much can expect little. -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez He who has lost honor can lose nothing more. -- Publilius Syrus "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig. -- Anon. Eynsham Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -- George Bernard Shaw If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. -- Samuel Butler Eynsham Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it. -- G. K. Chesterton Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence. -- Essie Summers Success is just a matter of attitude. -- Darcy E. Gibbons Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. -- Albert Einstein I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. -- George Bus Eynsham "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. -- Robert Frost To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture. -- Anatole France Eynsham One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way. -- Vincent Van Gogh "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Work is the curse of the drinking class. -- Oscar Wilde The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Eynsham You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way. -- Will Rogers A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow. -- Charles Brower You cannot create experience. You must undergo it. -- Albert Camus Eynsham
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