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West Oxfordshire District Council - Visit England's picturesque district of West Oxfordshire. Explore our tourism and leisure facilities and discover the valuable support available to relocating businesses.
Oxfordshire County Council - Includes news, jobs, services, business and community links, culture and environment, health and social care, learning, sport and recreation, travel and transport, publications and contact information.
Oxfordshire County Council Trading Standards Service - A service of the Oxfordshire County Council service protecting the interests of consumers and businesses throughout the County by enforcing and advising on trade and consumer protection laws.
Oultwood: Oxfordshire - Directory of local government council web site links using clickable maps and lists.
Helicopter Support (606 Chiltern) Squadron - Unofficial website for the squadron, based at RAF Benson. Includes latest news, suadron background information, squadron gallery and contact information.
Eye & Dunsden Parish Council - Covering the villages of Dunsden Green, Littlestead Green, Playhatch, Sonning Eye and part of Binfield Heath. Details of the council's work and links to local amenities.
I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love. -- Mother Teresa "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture. -- Anatole France By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Government His ignorance is encyclopedic - Abba Eban There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. -- Guy Almes Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. -- Fran Lebowitz Government Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Mark Twain A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company. -- Charles Evans Hughes If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. -- Samuel Butler "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Government "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! -- Dr. Strangelove Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. -- Pancho Villa, dying words Government If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. -- Wilfred Sheed Politics have no relation to morals. -- Niccolo Machiavelli "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. -- Unknown author, Levitating T Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage. -- Jean Anouilh Government The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free. -- Indigo Girls, song lyric Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. -- Mark Twain The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved. -- Mother Teresa Government "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox. -- Woody Allen "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte Government "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer to that would be Government "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth. -- Peter Ustinov To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest. -- Ghandi "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Government Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. -- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomachs. -- Barbara Howar Government "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother. -- Claudette Colbert "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Government "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Government He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny. -- George My good intentions are completely lethal. -- Margaret Atwood Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. -- Thomas Szasz Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children. -- Mark Twain Government Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation. -- Francis Bacon "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. -- Will Rogers Government Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... -- Anonymous Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. -- Will Rogers What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens. -- Benjamin Disraeli If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush... -- Dawn French An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Government Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger. -- Eleanor Roosevelt A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort. -- Sydney Smith "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Government The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. -- Winston Churchill A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that. -- Shakespeare, William Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward. -- Patricia Sampson What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is plurality, death is uniformity. -- Octavio Paz Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you. -- John-Paul Sartre Government Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life. --Loesje May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. -- Booker T. Washington Government Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things! -- Tom Lehrer I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radner Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title. -- Virginia Woolf I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal Government The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean Kerr "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first. -- Benjamin Franklin Government "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. -- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Government "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. -- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Government
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