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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Travel and Tourism If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
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It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
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-- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Travel and Tourism
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi It is never too late to be what you might have been.
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- H. H. Munro (Saki) Travel and Tourism Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
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- Arthur Schopenhauer Travel and Tourism
When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
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will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
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Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
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-- Mark Twain Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
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-- Aldous Huxley My good intentions are completely lethal.
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Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
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-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
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-- James Matthew Barrie Travel and Tourism
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
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generations I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Travel and Tourism "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Travel and Tourism
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
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-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
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True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
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-- Wernher von Braun Travel and Tourism There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism
What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Travel and Tourism Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Travel and Tourism
"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
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-- John Cage Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Travel and Tourism
