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-- Steven Wright The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Education Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Education
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Education Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Education
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Education Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Education
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Education Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education
Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Education Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Education
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Education I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Education
Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Education There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Education
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Education "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Education
Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Education I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Education
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Education If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Education
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Education I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Education
