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A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
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"I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Recreation and Sports "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Recreation and Sports
"No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Recreation and Sports The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Recreation and Sports
"Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Recreation and Sports It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Recreation and Sports
A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Recreation and Sports People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Recreation and Sports
It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Recreation and Sports Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Recreation and Sports
I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Recreation and Sports Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Recreation and Sports
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Recreation and Sports The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Recreation and Sports
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Recreation and Sports Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Recreation and Sports
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Recreation and Sports Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Recreation and Sports "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Recreation and Sports
