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If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
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-- Wedding Toast Golf "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Golf
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
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-- Abraham Lincoln "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Golf
"The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
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-- P. J. O'Rourke Golf We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
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be There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Golf
"We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Golf I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
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-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Golf
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Golf A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Golf
"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Golf My other wife is beautiful. Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Golf
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Golf Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Golf
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Golf "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Golf
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Golf If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Golf
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
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-- Abraham Lincoln Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Golf
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Golf "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Golf
