blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Travel and Tourism "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Travel and Tourism
"Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
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cocaine.
Travel and Tourism In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Travel and Tourism You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism
The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Travel and Tourism "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Travel and Tourism
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Travel and Tourism "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Travel and Tourism
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Travel and Tourism The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Travel and Tourism
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Travel and Tourism We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Travel and Tourism
My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism
The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Travel and Tourism A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Travel and Tourism
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Travel and Tourism I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Travel and Tourism People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Travel and Tourism
