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Cotswold Wildlife Park and Gardens - Park map, descriptions of the park areas, admission information, opening times, news, animal adoption and conservation information.
Oxfordshire Attraction Index - Guide to leisure, historical, heritage, nature and wildlife attractions in Oxford and Oxfordshire and the Cotswolds.
Cholsey and Wallingford Railway - Details, timetable, open days and events, membership and how to get there.
Chinnor Net - Information about the village of Chinnor: history, local information, services, schools, churches, societies, clubs plus links to other Oxfordshire websites.
The Rollright Stones - Quick guide for visitors; photo gallery; fact, fable and fantasy; join the Friends of the Rollright Stones; Rollright Trust information.
Chinnor and Princes Risborough Railway - The Icknield line. Railway history, stock list, drivers eye view, news, timetable.
Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. -- John Ciardi We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. -- Jonathan Carroll, Outside "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Attractions "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a well remembered door. -- Heywood Brown Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. -- Samuel Johnson Attractions "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Mark Twain The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong. -- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -- Jules Combarieu Attractions your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar Gracian "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Attractions "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read. -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality. -- Theodor Reik "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Attractions "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't. -- Lucille Ball Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian. -- H. L. Mencken Attractions It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else. -- Rogers To love another person is to help them love God. -- Søren Kierkegaard "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's chara The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing. -- Publilius Syrus Attractions The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories. -- Stanislaw J. Lem Attractions If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. -- G. K. Chesterton Attractions The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. -- Andy Warhol I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory! -- General Douglas MacArthur Attractions After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Attractions There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent. -- Michel de Montaigne Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Napoleon Bonaparte Attractions Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you. -- John-Paul Sartre There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's life "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- George Clemenceau blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Attractions If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. -- Anonymous Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. -- Billy Sunday Attractions There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inex "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. -- Joseph Addison Attractions I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. -- G. K. Chesterton "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Attractions Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them. -- Richard Strauss, on conducting I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. -- Douglas Adams Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. -- Oscar Wilde "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. -- Anonymous Attractions By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. -- ROBERT FROST The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry inspe If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war. -- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Attractions A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. -- Moliere Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. -- Pancho Villa, dying words "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer to that would be I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. -- Oscar Levant Attractions Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. -- Rodney Dangerfield If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Attractions "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral. -- Paulo Freire The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. -- Katharine Hepburn Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth. -- Benjamin Disraeli Attractions Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it. -- Josephus Daniels Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother. -- Claudette Colbert Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. -- Unknown author, Levitating T Attractions
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