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You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
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-- Aesop Travel and Tourism
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
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-- Bhagava Gita Travel and Tourism
The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
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Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
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I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe We are the echo of the future.
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Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
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though everything is a miracle.
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-- Edward P. Tryon Travel and Tourism
"The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
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Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
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to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
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Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
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-- Will Rogers The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
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-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
