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I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
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A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
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-- Russell Baker It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
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Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
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Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
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They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
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