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Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Business and Economy In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Business and Economy
It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Business and Economy Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Business and Economy
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Business and Economy It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Business and Economy
If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Business and Economy Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Business and Economy
Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Business and Economy We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Business and Economy
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Business and Economy "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Business and Economy
"O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Business and Economy The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Business and Economy
Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Business and Economy Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Business and Economy
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Business and Economy An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Business and Economy
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Business and Economy "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Business and Economy
In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Business and Economy Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Business and Economy
