I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Golf I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Golf
Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Golf "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Golf
"An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Golf I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Golf
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Golf Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Golf
It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Golf He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Golf
"The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Golf "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Golf
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Golf "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Golf
Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Golf We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Golf
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Golf The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Golf
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Golf It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Golf
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Golf "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Golf
