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instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Hockey "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Hockey
"People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Hockey Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Hockey
"... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Hockey I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Hockey
"Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Hockey If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Hockey
If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Hockey "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Hockey
"Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Hockey If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Hockey
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Hockey Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Hockey
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Hockey Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Hockey
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Hockey blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Hockey
"The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Hockey The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Hockey
I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Hockey Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
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