I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Theatre In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Theatre
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Theatre "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Theatre
blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Theatre A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Theatre
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Theatre Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Theatre
"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Theatre A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Theatre
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Theatre Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Theatre
If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Theatre Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Theatre
Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Theatre "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Theatre
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Theatre "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Theatre
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Theatre A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Theatre
MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Theatre The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Theatre
