County Register - Directory of residences for sale in this region.
Robert Ellis Estate Agents, - Residential and commercial properties to buy and let. Cover Nottinghamshire and Derbyshire.
Howland Jones - Residential letting agent and property management services with searchable database of available properties in this region. Includes tenants guide, location map and enquiry form. [based in Swadlincote]
Hodgson Elkington - Chartered surveyors and commercial property agents. Offices in Newark and Lincoln. Includes property news, details of services, profile and featured property.
Steve Butler - Estate agent and surveyor with offices in Derby, Leicester, Nottingham and Sutton Coldfield. Profile and services.
blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Property Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Property
The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Property "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Property
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Property Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Property
There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Property "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Property
"To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Property "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Property
If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Property The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Property
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Property "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Property
"Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Property Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Property
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Property "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Property
"Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Property Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Property
To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Sřren Kierkegaard In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Property The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Property
