Opticare - Opticians, with stores in Newark, Anstey and Birstall. Details of each location and services provided.
Coping With Cancer - Information and links to assist with this illness, includes photos and details of fund raising events.
Calm Concept - Offer acupressure massage in the workplace. Includes information about the service and prices.
East Midlands Public Health Observatory - One of the nine regional PHOs funded by the Department of Health to strengthen the availability and use of health information at local level.
I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Health To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Health
Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Health "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Health
I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Health Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Health
I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Health A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Health
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Health A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Health
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Health The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Health
"Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Health There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Health
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Health In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Health
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Health "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Health
"Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Health We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Health
