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The Evening Chronicle Newspaper Online - Comprehensive regional news coverage; The Entertainer guide to what's on where; articles on health, home and style and travel; sport news and fixtures; letters; classified ads.
Television in Horse Racing - A light hearted look at the world of television outside broadcasting. Details of the equipment and crew that cover live horse racing in the north of England.
Abyz News Links - UK - North East - Links to newspapers, media, and news sources in a variety of subject areas.
This Is The North East - North East News and Sport. Comprehensive guide to the North East region including news, sport, entertainment, property, jobs, cars and businesses.
icNewcastle - Information, entertainment and news about the North East of England from Evening Chronicle, The Journal and the Sunday Sun.
Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! -- Dr. Strangelove A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. -- George Bernard Shaw I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -- Thomas Edison By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher. -- Socrates Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. -- Judith Viorst News and Media "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion. -- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 News and Media It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. -- Mark Twain "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!" -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" The multitude is always in the wrong. -- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. -- Aristotle There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse! -- Calvin News and Media The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half. Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? -- François de La Rouch News and Media "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant. -- Salvador Dali "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -- Ed Howe The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. -- Albert Einstein News and Media The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste time The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. -- Adlai Stevenson "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) News and Media Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. -- Christopher Morley Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde Tear open packet, unfold and use. -- Directions on moist towelette package Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe News and Media "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. -- Anon News and Media Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things! -- Tom Lehrer No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. -- George Bernard Shaw Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- Anonymous News and Media The church is the great lost and found department. -- Robert Short People need loving the most when they deserve it the least. -- John Harrigan Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. -- Helen Keller News and Media If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstein We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -- Agnes Repplier Now is the time for all good men to come to. -- Walt Kelly An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. -- Robert A. Humphrey Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. News and Media If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one. -- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. -- Sydney Smith It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. -- Arnold Bennett News and Media "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomachs. -- Barbara Howar News and Media In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that th Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. -- Katharine Hepburn Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. -- Anonymous News and Media Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted to Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it. -- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled? -- Pope Julius III "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) News and Media "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job. -- George Crane I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -- Groucho Marx News and Media "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. -- Epicurus blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation. -- Anonymous News and Media [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said. -- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. -- Dorothy Parker "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) News and Media If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus. -- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a thing to be acheived. -- William Jennings Bryant Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration. -- Thomas Edison Every act of creation is first an act of destruction. -- Pablo Picasso News and Media Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. -- Oscar Wilde "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) News and Media "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Grow old with me! The best is yet to be! -- Robert Browning The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. -- Lou Holtz "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Youth is wasted on the young. -- George Bernard Shaw News and Media Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. -- Rose Franken The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. - George Bernard Shaw Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. -- Billy Sunday News and Media
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