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-- Josh Billings Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Employment "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Employment
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
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-- Lenny Bruce What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
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-- Crowf Employment America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Employment
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-- Lily Tomlin Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Employment I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
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-- G. K. Chesterton Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Employment
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-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
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-- Ovid Employment Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
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-- Lana Turner I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Employment Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
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-- P. J. O'Rourke "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Employment
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-- Scottish Proverb Employment The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
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-- Abraham Lincoln If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
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-- Aldous Huxley Employment
The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
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-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
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-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Employment
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-- William Congreve "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Employment Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
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-- Albert Einstein, attributed A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Employment
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Employment If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
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-- Hyman Rickover The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Employment
If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
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-- Virginia Woolf Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Employment May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
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-- H. L. Mencken Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Employment
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-- Tryon Edwards Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
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-- H. L. Mencken Employment Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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