The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Guides and Directories Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Guides and Directories
The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Guides and Directories Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Guides and Directories
You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Guides and Directories When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Guides and Directories
"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
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tender.
-- Mary Buckley "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Guides and Directories
There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Guides and Directories "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Guides and Directories Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Guides and Directories
When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Guides and Directories The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Guides and Directories
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Guides and Directories Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Guides and Directories
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Guides and Directories "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Guides and Directories
We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Guides and Directories Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Guides and Directories
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Guides and Directories When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
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