By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Weather Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Weather
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Weather Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Weather
We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Weather The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Weather
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Weather Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Weather
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Weather "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Weather
The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Weather "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Weather
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Weather Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Weather
For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Weather Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Weather
They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Weather Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Weather
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Weather Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Weather
"One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Weather We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Weather
