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KentandSussex.com - A personal view of the countryside and towns Of South East England. Contains important dates, the weather, links to local newspapers. Where to go shopping, eating and drinking.
South East England Tourist Board - The official tourist information web site for South East England. Everything you need to plan a holiday: accommodation, food and drink, attractions, activities and events.
Thames Steamers - Rental and information for "S.L. Alaska" the oldest working coal-fired passenger boat on the Thames - built in 1883 from solid teak.
South East Groups - Guide to planning group visits to Kent, Surrey and Sussex. Features itineraries, attractions, tour operators and useful contacts.
The Compleat Angler - Describes where to stay, where to eat and what to do on the River Thames from Windsor to Henley.
Walking South - Organises self-guided walking holidays and short breaks. Describes its objectives, services and routes with enquiry form.
Visit Now - Official tourism guide to the region with accommodation, shopping and activities.
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When you do so you apologize for truth. -- Benjamin Disraeli We never live; we are always in the expectation of living. -- Voltaire Travel and Tourism Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. -- Anonymous In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how many can get through to you. -- Mortimer J. Adler Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. -- Chinese Proverb We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. -- Buck Henry Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. -- Anonymous Travel and Tourism "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it. -- David Starr Jordan "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Travel and Tourism I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. -- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. -- Albert Camus Success is just a matter of attitude. -- Darcy E. Gibbons "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) When women go wrong, men go right after them. -- Mae West Travel and Tourism Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins. -- Sioux Indian Prayer Is there life before death? -- Belfast Graffito "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Travel and Tourism Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. 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(Confucius, 551 BC-479) Travel and Tourism "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Travel and Tourism If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Travel and Tourism Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, "Think off-center." (George Carlin) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. -- E. B. White Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the child. -- Anne Sullivan Travel and Tourism When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncl "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. -- Ed Bluestone Travel and Tourism I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx More than kisses, letters mingle souls. -- John Donne Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an inquest. -- H. L. Mencken Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it. -- David Starr Jordan Travel and Tourism When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - Buckminster We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your way. 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