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I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Health "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Health
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Health There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Health
"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Health This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Health
The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Health I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Health
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Health blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Health
"Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Health Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Health
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Health I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Health
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Health Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Health
The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Health Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Health
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Health Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Health
Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Health "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Health
