Yorkshire Wildlife Trust - Conserving and promoting the diversity of Yorkshire wildlife and habitats for the benefit and well-being of both wildlife and people. A registered Charity.
Mid-Yorkshire Fungus Group - A group for mushroom enthusiasts, from beginners to experienced mycologists. The site gives information about forays, fungus recording, membership, meetings and tips for those new to fungi.
The Yorkshire and Humber Biodiversity Forum - Information on the partner organisations and the regional biodiversity audit they have completed. Wildlife news, species gallery, and reports.
Yorkshire Beekeepers' Association - Represents 23 District Associations. Programme of events, and noticeboard. Offer to local beekeepers to mount their own web-page.
Bioscience Yorkshire - Information from Yorkshire Forward about the bioscience industry in the region. Includes newsletters, company profiles and information about investment and research facilities.
Yorkshire Mammal Group - Aims to promote the scientific study of mammals and to encourage a wider public interest in them. Includes background information, and details of meetings and field walks.
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